I'm packing up my things, and getting ready to set off from business school. More on that later, but for now, here's an old Africa letter I found tucked on on an unused hard drive...
July 3, 2003
Lufupa Camp, Kafue Park, Zambia
Well, it’s coming up on 10 here, and after a slow morning, consisting of a few more stories over coffee by the fire and a big cholesterol-laden breakfast, we’ve decided to shove off and head for a fly-camp in the north part of the camp. A Dutch guy came through the campsite on his way back from visiting his uncle who is a missionary, and he told us the roads up north are passable, which we thought wasn’t so. But we wanted to go up there, it’s rather remote and in the heart of this vast national park, and now we’re off. The park is very nice, and the river that flows through and gives the name, the Kafue, is stunning, wide and serene. It looks like a terrific venue for donning a life vest and flowing downstream, doing the occasional backstroke and chatting to a guy in a boat floating along side you. Of course, if you did that, which is what we did in the Amazon, you would be eaten directly.
But sitting on the riverside is fairly satisfying, especially taking out a second to write to you, pecking away on my laptop, which is becoming less and less of a strange thing, as technology slides it’s silent way around the globe. All that’s sweetly missing is a satellite Internet connection and WiFi hotspot, so that I could be downloading the news as I sat. It would change everything completely, but that’s a change that’s coming, and somebody has got to come out here, sell, and build out the satellite connections. This could person could quite possibly be yours truly. Now that’s a JOB -- driving around the bush, setting up dishes, spending a few nights at a time in each luxury safari camp… Not so damn bad, really. All I need is, oh, half a million to get started and I’d be set. No problem. Ah, ideas, ideas…
We’re just backing up a kit for one night and leaving the rest behind with Grevaton and Benson; we’ll be back here by lunchtime tomorrow. My job was to pack up the kit and gear up the food, and I’m done, so I have a second to peck out a letter to you. Grevaton is packing up the bowls for us, and the others are idly chatting with some other guys from around the campsite discussing the state of the roads, with is a hot topic of conversation out these parts. Ricárd Kapucinski, one of my favorite authors, once wrote that in the tropics instead of saying “Hello, how are you?” you say “Hello, what would you like to drink?” This is true here, but in these parts of the African tropics a reasonable greeting is “Hello. How are the roads?”. Remember the road basically means absence of bush, and includes “tar roads”, “good roads”, “passable roads”, “bad roads”, “bloody awful roads”, and “nothing”.
The conversation on the roads goes on. They have a map out and are arguing as to what the “best road in Zambia is”. This road is probably about as good as the worst road in States. Seriously, it’s just a strip of tar with only a few potholes. No paint, no shoulder, nothing.
I don’t have much time to write now, and may not again for a while, so I think I’ll just continue extending this letter. Its odd not being connected, not getting email, not hearing the news. It’s actually great.
Ok, I’m being called.
5pm
Basango Plains, Zambia
Well I did my job. All the food for our trip was neatly sorted and packed into the cooler. The cooler never made it on to the truck, and now our entire food supply consists of the little odds and ends that I tucked away from Simon’s eyes, who was trying to get me bring as little as possible. Namely, we have: a packet of Frosted Flakes, coffee, tea, non-dairy creamer, a box of rusks, a box of biscuits, and a 500g bag of linguine. I had a Coke in my backpack that I am now drinking. We also have plenty of Gin, Tonic, and Whisky, and a cooler of ice (which is a luxury in these parts). All this for six people, and it will have to last us until dinner time tomorrow, when we should be able to get back to our camp.
If before we were deep in the middle of the National park, today we are deep in the middle of absolutely nowhere at all. It’s a “fly camp” belonging to the same people that owned the camp we stayed at last night. The camp last night belongs to a Safari operator who brings people into the camp and then on to here during the few months of the year when it is not and raining and the ground is not still too muddy to get into these parts. The guide book describes these flood plains, known as the Basango Plains, as being so remote that very few Zambians, let alone foreigners have ever heard of them. They must swamp over almost completely during the rains, although now they are fairly dry. The track out here was blocked at a few places and indiscernible at others, and the two-to-three hour drive to five and a half hours, which is completely in keeping with Zambian road travel. Everything takes twice as long as it should; no one was surprised at this. In the end, we had to double back a ways over the open plane to find it, on a road that looked like it was going back to where we came. I had no confidence in my dad, who suggested the route, but he turned out to be right, shockingly.
It’s quite beautiful out here, gently barren flat grassland punctuated by a solitary tree and rimmed by forest at about the horizon. It’s the kind of country that dries out completely half the year, then is totally impassible the rest. Right now, July, is about the boundary between the wet and dry periods. You can drive through it, but just, and if you see rain clouds gathering on the horizon, boy, you had better get in your car and make like all hell for a good road, or else you’ll be stuck in until someone comes winch you out.
We bounced around, passing herds of Wildebeest, a stunning solitary Roan antelope, and some Lechewe antelope far away, dots in the distance. We spotted the camp, a collection of thatched roofs suspended on wooden poles set in concrete (standard-issue safari dwellings, very similar to what we have at Ndevu), with a few traditional indigenous huts nearby. The latter are the dwellings of the caretaker and his family, who’s job is mostly to live here, in near-total isolation. He reminds me of a few people we once saw living out, way out, in the Bangwelu swamps in Eastern Zambia. Those people were fishermen who lived out in the middle of these vast swamps on anthills. To find them, we had to leave the road, driving, for six hours, walk for about three, then take a boat for three more. Then, out of this absurdly large flatness, a few huts would pop up on a large pre-historic anthill that must have dated from before what ever river that flooded that area was diverted. There were a few such families living out there, separated by a few miles or more, fishing and drying the catch, and then once every few months the woman walking out to “civilization” to trade the fish for some corn meal, then walking back. The kids spend their whole lives out there. Can you imagine growing up on a fucking anthill in the middle of a swamp that stretches beyond the horizon in all directions? “Excuse my friend, he grew up on an anthill.”
The Tonga language, one of the many spoken here in Zambia, has the same word for ‘to have’ and ‘to want’. It’s very Zen, but interesting in that it represents the mentality that is probably required for this kind of lifestyle.
The guy who lives here offered to sell us one of his two chickens, but that would involve killing one of them, a grizzly task none of us were hungry enough to face. Instead, we’ve got him to get his wife to cook us up some pumpkin-leaf relish, that we’ll put on the linguine. We’ll hopefully get back to Lufupu, where our cooler full of food is sitting quietly by our last night’s campsite, by late lunchtime, and we should last until then.
I have been reading my book, and dozed off, and everyone else had gone for a walk. They’ve come back, and Pasquali (who I’ve referred to as PV) announced that it was “half-past beer” and that “the bar was opened.” Everyone else is sitting around on the camp chairs my dad brought up from the States, trading stories. My dad is talking about a particular insult that when told by a Cape Colored (a bizarre community of mixed black-white people living in Southern Africa) is considerd just legal grounds for murder by the recipient. Pasquali and Simon are pouring over our two maps, discussing how the route to be taken by the guy we met in camp last night to get to the upper Zambezi is mad, and the feasibility of trying to get there by a different route later this week. More talk about roads, you see.
I’m going to go use the last few rays of light to read some more of my book, which is getting good. I haven’t read a novel in English in ages, and am a little antsy about it, I can’t really relax enough for it, for some reason. I think I shouldn’t leave Africa until I can.